theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

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lkua:


straight white men
lkua:


straight white men
lkua:


straight white men
lkua:


straight white men
lkua:


straight white men
lkua:


straight white men

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

loki-0f-sassgard:

0-memento-mori-0:

wholocked-in-221-b:

If you don’t reblog these in a pair I hate you

I actually had to do it twice, because I accidentally reblogged Malfoy first, and that’s almost as bad as not reblogging both of them.

SAMW

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musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

musicofthestage:

It’s funny because Malfoy’s has all sorts of comments and then you scroll down and it’s just Harry doing his thing.

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ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

Currently

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pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

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only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

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africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.
africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.
africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.
africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.

africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.

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engineeringofjose:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

hitmen

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nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

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ladyofhousestark:

soldierboggs:

mythaelogy:

[talks about westeros like it’s a real place]

[talks about westeros politics like actual real world politics] 

[knows more about westeros politics than actual real world politics]

[knows more about real politics but appreciates how the two are related]

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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